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aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

(Source: mechapuppy)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

sorry:

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.

mydogsnokes:

if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right